sweatervestwednesday.com

Besides the obvious glamor, and stylishness of the everday sweater-vest, there are several other great aspects to wearing a sweater-vest.

1. It keeps you warm

2. David Horton (yes, THE David Horton) often wears a red one under his jacket according to wikipedia

3. Everyone else is doing it

4. In a recent survey 99/100 sweater vest wearers enjoy watching television.  So if you, watch television you should probably throw on a sweater-vest

5. Jesus/ other significant figure relevant to your religion wore a sweater-vest (so no Atheists can wear sweater-vests)

6. Atheists  dont wear sweater-vests

7. Sex appeal

9. It can cover up for my lack of counting skills

10. If you don’t then you support murderers, rapists, and regifters!

Hello America,

Welcome to the home site for the subversive and sublime movement which is sweeping the nation. We members of the sweater-vest nation pledge ourselves to looking as stylish and elegant as humanly possible every Wednesday of every week, rain or shine. This path to the pinnacle of style is not achieved by mere cosmetics and skin-care. No, we here at sweatervestwednesday.com believe in the power of the magical piece of fabric called the sweater-vest. Sweater-vests have the power to unify the world. They allow for individuality and an ability to create pizazz while simultaneously uniting the world under one, glorious uniform. I urge the people of America to take up the cause for this magnificent cause. We together can create a better world in which every Wednesday, everyone looks their finest and achieves the paramount of potential.

Quite frankly though, the cause will not cease until we succeed in the total conversion of the American people. If you do not support Sweater-Vest Wednesday, then you are obviously a loyalist to murderers, thieves, and re-gifters. Our cause will not go unnoticed. We, sweater-vesters, strive for greatness and elegance in this society on the precipice between chaos and order. So I urge you people of America, join with us in the cause for a more elegant society every Wednesday of the week. Viva Sweater-vest!

All hail the mighty fabric! Carpe Sweaterus-vestium!

Form out of nowhere, sweater-vests are conquering America.